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[Coilscratcher]

To kick off:

Tony Abbott : "I will put you're welfare ahead of my religious beliefs !"

Julia Gillard : " Woman can be trusted in positions of power ; ask you're mother ! "

Bob Brown : " This is not solely a party for feminists, I personally prefer men ! "

Get the idea ! ?

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[Larry]

Julia Guillardtine will get behind every Australian as we move forward....and she has the monstrous behind to achieve it....
Bud Abbott wants "The Head Job"...and by the look of his monstrous ears he's had one........
Bob Brown....." Old Fairies never die.They simply blow away"........

I actually admire the straightforward way they all dodge the issues.....
Hoo Roo

[Coilscratcher]

Well done Larry, real cynics are hard to find !
You're right too about dodging the important issues, if there not on today's menu, they don't want to know about them !

C

[ferrousfinder]

Julia- Ranga Tang. Ever drank monkeys pee? Don't vote for me.

Tony- Read my lips (so i don't have to lie out loud) work choices is dead buried and cremated. Woops, forgot to cremate it- dig it up so we can cremate it...

[bris dave]

"Vote One Nation......and advance Australia.......backwards "

[Larry]

True Story.....A protege of Winston Churchill's sat on the front bench for the first time and looked across the House and said:" So,that's the enemy." Churchill immediately corrected him."No.That's the Opposition my boy.The real enemy is behind you."
.........nothing much has changed.....
....evidently Abbott was a test tube baby. Evidently nobody gave a F**k for him then either........
I heard Rudd has actually gone in for a dick transplant...I hope it doesn't reject him.....
The only way to make your MP work is not to re-elect him.......
I wish the silent majority would just shut up for once.....
Remember the Golden Rule. Those with the Gold Rule........Hoo Roo

[bris dave]

When he was born the doctors couldnt circumcise ( insert least favourite male politician here ).......there was no end to the prick.

[GoldenGus]

Ultimate questions for the pollies:
"Is it true Tony,that your massive ears act as a heat exchange to release pressure during tough questions"
"Bob,do you intend to bend the Australian public over and shaft us all with your laughable policys on national parks'?
"A recent leak to the members of the press stated that the knives were out for you at this election Julia.Last time we checked,kevin had a heap hanging out of his back. Any comments'?
Dont clap,just throw nuggets

[Larry]

....I'll be buggered if I will join Bob Brown and the Greens.......and I dont support any organised party...I vote Labor.....looking at both Guillardtine and Abbott lets just be thankful only one of them can be elected......a heckler yelled out today Abbott should be bloody well hung!,a little old lady whispered havnt you seen his red Budgies he is well hung......
really the best we can do is vote for the one we think will do the least harm......Hoo Roo

[nuggets]

I need someone with artistic talent to make me a cartoon for a T-Shirt.
Picture a large Skinny Sow laying on the ground with the words TAXPAYER
on her side.
Hanging on the teats are three fat piglets, labelled LABOR,GREENS & LIBERAL

[Coilscratcher]

Nuggets,
Something similar to you're suggestion has already been done !
I believe as a cartoon in The Bulletin.

C

[Coilscratcher]

NOSTRADAMUS.
It's always worth revisiting Nostradamus after a big event occurs.
Follow the consecutive quatrains :

Daughter of the Dragon,
Transplanted by Sea,
Promised to lead a Nation,
Destined to ruin a Nation.
Hooded of Eye, and Red of Hair,
The Cunning Lady makes the snare,
The Cup is hers, and she holds it ever tight,
Her Subjects fall to Poverty and to Blight.

We're currently on line three .... Lets hope he's got it wrong !

C

[Larry]

....in fact Dr. Spooner may well have described her as a red, cunning stunt.......